people who always change their opinions to match with someone elses
proper way to eat pizza
Betcha he was popping off until he got kicked in the chest
*Stinkmeaner voice* You was talking all that gooooood shit just a minute ago then you got KICKED IN YO CHEST!
And let me massage your butt 😏
Just show me your boobs at random times…is that too much to ask?
April Fools’ Day Orange Juice [via]
10 things not to say to a women
this is guaranteed way to get yourself murdered
Somebody did this to my friend once, she was like
PSA cramps are just the feeling we get when the muscle of our uterus is literally tearing itself to shreds if you were wondering what the bloody stuff was in the first place and /that/ is why this is a Not Good thing to say
Actually a lot of the time cramps are caused by the muscles in our uterus spasming in order to cut off the blood flow to the uterus. Our uterus is basically trying to kill itself which is why your abdomen feels like death.
Also, the hormone that causes it? The first hormone of labor. So, when we get our periods we are literally starting labor for a week. How about that?
basically stab yourself in your lower stomach a thousand times with a dull knife and you’ll know how it feels
fucking thank you